"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!
*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*
It’s sad how relevant this still is 75 years later.
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
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